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High Heels Are Killing Me

My Review: 2

I think high heels are silly. They do make your calves look tight and muscular, but for the most part they appear uncomfortable and ungainly.

It has been asserted that wearing them not only is fashionable, it also makes a woman appear skinnier (because they are taller, vertically, in proportion to their normal width.) I don’t care. I still think they are stupid.

They look all pinched up in the toe, they are unsteady, they cost a lot of money, and they make you fall down when drunk. At least, it seems like they must, I don’t wear a lot of heels myself. And my understanding (based on movies, fictional literature, comic strips, and other sources) is that high heels are not good for your feet or ankles either.

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Admittedly, I am a “function over form” type of guy in most things, so I guess my opinion on things fashion related is suspect, but again, I don’t care. I think high heels are silly, frivolous things that don’t do very much to enhance sex appeal, but do a great deal to affect budget and performance (walking, running, etc.) So I give high heels a two. They are lame.
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{ 5 } Comments

  1. Margret | January 25, 2009 at 3:25 am | Permalink

    i think that high heels are great !
    they make youu look taller and moree lady like
    yehh they mightt hurt after a while
    but its worth it !! :D

  2. Aleksandra | February 12, 2009 at 2:49 am | Permalink

    Can I teel U somethin’?High heels are sexy and we will keep wearin’ ‘em.Sure,it might be a pain,but there isn’t a single woman who will wear them every day.We can’t wear sneakers every day.This is much hotter and it makes woman feel better.U feel me…

  3. Rubiii | April 2, 2009 at 6:46 am | Permalink

    High heels are OK in moderation but girls who go to work in them and wear them nine-to-five are setting themselves up for things like bunions and severe pain later on in life.
    People take a short-term view of things. They dance to the tune of fashion today and they pay the price for their vanity in later life. When their dancing days are over, they’re hobbling,lol.

  4. SINNERZ | May 27, 2010 at 2:23 pm | Permalink

    I THINK YUHR STUPID IF ENYTHING HIGH HEALS R DA SHIT

  5. David Speiser | May 27, 2010 at 8:57 pm | Permalink

    @SINNERZ

    In a word: word.

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