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My Review: 3

You know what sucks? Getting pee stains on the front of your underwear. You know what else sucks? Having poo stains on the rear.

Really, these events are great reasons for buying dark colored underwear.

Some friends used to call me doody-pants, because I once asserted (while drinking a lot of Saki) that everybody accidentally poops in the underwear once in a while. No one was willing to admit that they suffer from this problem, and I had to suffer the indignity of an unfortunate nickname for several years. But I don’t care what you call me, the fact is, I’m right. Everyone lets a little bit slip once in a while.

It might be pee, because you didn’t shake enough at the urinal and you put it back too quickly. But, as my brother always says, “if you shake it more than twice then you’re just playing with it.” Or, you might just be in a hurry.

Also, you could hav ejust laughed a little too hard and let a little pee spray out That sucks, but it does happen.

And everyone, seriously everyone, has a little poop staining on the back of their shorts once in a while. Maybe your ass-hair is too thick and poo gets caught in it making it too hard to wipe it all off. Maybe you were in a hurry and didn’t get to wipe as much as you’d like. Maybe some jerk left the Cottonelle wipes open and they all dried out. Any number of reasons could account for poo stains, up to and including the kung pao chicken that they made a little too spicy last night.

Poo and pee stians on your underwear are not fun. But they are not the end of the world, and rest assured that you are not alone. They rate a 3 out of 10 because they can be uncomfortable and a little embarrassing, but hey, life is a little uncomfortable and embarrassing.