Some fun quotes for a Saturday

All of these are, on a scale from 1to10, quotes that make me smile for one reason or another.
“Outside of a dog, a book is a man’s best friend.  Inside of a dog, it’s too dark to read.”
- Grouch Marx
“I don’t want the world.  I just want your half.”
- Ana Ng, TMBG
“Sweet buttery Jesus, please [...]

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